Diego Helping Along My Editorial Review

Today Diego (our graphic artist)kindly brought it to my attention that a pervy site slipped through my editorial review a few months ago.

We've been inadvertently hosing ads for "Next Door Nikki" for five months. Diego got tired of her photo collection and decided to let me know. To quote him: "She's just not inventive enough for me".

(Have I mentioned that I HATE this guy and he is a PERV! Nice to be reminded he doesn't care a scrap about the integrity of our company. )

I went to the page where Diego said he usually sees her, but I had trouble getting her specific ad to come up. "Just keep clicking," Diego repeated. "Sometimes it takes 10-11 clicks to get her up there."

I finally found her, (apparently her modeling career wasn't going so well,) pulled her off our ad network, and e-mailed her "manager" Bob to let him know her link is no longer welcome on our site. I thought it smart not to mention it to my boss.

I got an e-mail back from Bob (Nikki's manger) about how well porn business is just burgeoning and how he don't care if our site dumps them because our traffic was crappy to begin with. (No surprise. Did he think we would FEATURE him on our national homepage?) As far as Bob is concerned, we should "just get over it, get over ourselves, and get over being offended over beautiful Nikki."

Thank you Bob...I reply...We appreciate your feedback - as always, customer imput is highly regarded.

Back to Diego.

It's not just Diego's greasy hair and unshaven face-- it's the way he leans back in his chair, puts his feet on his desk with that air of annoyance, and either smirks with a look saying "I'm thinking disgustingly dirty thoughts right now," or sneers, disturbed that I knocked on his door to see if he's made progress on anything besides nose picking.) He antagonistically draws his projects out for an eternity.

A tazer guy would be fun in this circumstance. :) Zaaahhp.

One of those tazers that sends out the needle with the line of nitrogen and makes you unable to move or control your bladder for 20 minutes. Preferably.