Dish Mountain

I walked in the office kitchen to make my morning tea and saw the huge
mountain of dishes. It's about time I make a commentary on this.

Who's job is it to wash them? Maintenance? The secretary's? Mine?
Who's dishes ARE they? We all wash are own, and yet this mountain
mysteriously grows out of no where.

My inclination is just to walk over there and start doing them (I hear
my mother's voice in my head "it's EVERYONE'S responsibility to keep the
place clean!") But, that won't fix the issue. What will happen when I
leave? (4 days and counting...hehehe)

Upon inspection this morning, I saw moldy fungus stuff growing on plates
near the bottom of the stack. Does NO ONE notice them besides me?