The Grape gets in THE ZONE

We all knew the Grape was probably on a diet but we weren’t sure what kind until today. What does she eat while sitting in her van during her 15-20 minute lunch? Side note- The Grape’s on salary, yet she comes in early, only takes a 20 minute lunch and leaves late and we never see her eat anything while on the clock. She has to be eating something to keep that lovely 250lb+ body bouncing. Does she sit out in her van eating twinkies and ho ho’s each day? Well….today while Sophie and I were returning from our hour long lunch, we saw the Grape leaving to go sit in her van. This time however, we spotted a book called “The Zone” in her arm. Hmm…we thought, could that be a diet book? After a quick check on Amazon we found some verbiage from the book:

“Bye-bye, pasta….So long, rice… Oh, and about that baked potato and bread for lunch? Get out the tuna! It’s time to achieve lasting fat loss, great health and peak athletic, mental and emotional performance. It’s time to enter The Zone.”

Now we are completely confused! Does she keep tuna in that van!? Aghh can you imagine the smell that must emit from her van after a hot day? Hmm… well, if anyone else has an idea as to what she eats during what she calls a lunch that prevents her from losing weight (because obviously it’s not working) please, inquiring minds want to know.