Evil Thought Confession

As juvenile as it sounds, I'm terribly tempted.

I got a call this morning from a friend in Germany (good thing I made it
to work on time!) Recently engaged, I wanted to hear about her finacee,
so I had a bit of a chat. The evil thought crossed my mind, just
briefly, to have her call back - collect. Heeeheeeheee.

Lilly suggested the other day that as a good-bye present we go to the
grocery store, get some fish, put it in envelopes, and tape it under the
desks or select coworkers. It would probably take weeks before it would
be found. Imagine the smell! Maybe some shell-fish, or a fish head.
Heeheeeheee. I laugh thinking about it.

It reminds me of a prank my friend pulled once. Some girls had dumped
sardines on his car on day, and he waited patiently for the perfect
payback opportunity. Oh, did it come. On vacation with the same girls,
he consorted with two other pals to "borrow" their room key mid-day,
break into their room, and create havoc.

They started with taking out the light bulbs in the room, then sprinkled
1 pound of sugar in the beds, put fish in the bathtub, took turns doing
a number 2 in the toilet, sprinkled Mars bars in the there afterwards,
and taped weird posters in the window behind the blinds. Last but not
least, they tipped over the huge entertainment center (it took three of
them to begin to move it) and taped an alarm clock underneath it, set at
4am on the violent/screaming rock station, full volume.

I loved hearing the girls' account of the story. You can imagine the
scene when they got back to their room . The lights wouldn't turn on.
They walked in and immediately noticed the smell. An odeur, something a
bit like fish...or crap? They got a flashlight and saw the bathtub full
of dead marine life, the pot full of a Mars bars/excrement mix, crazy
posters in the windows, and snuggled up in their beds to discover sugar
in the sheets. The limit is when they jerked up in bed at 4am to the
sound of screaming rock filling the room, thinking Armageddon had
arrived. Pinpointing the blaring noise to the entertainment center,
they realized they couldn't move it and were forced to call the management.

Thank goodness I'm such a good little employee. Heeheeheee.