Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Two Down, Lilly to go!

Everyone knows that the lovely Sophie flew to Thailand last Saturday to pursue teaching English. What you may not know is that our darling O-Space-Man was fired yesterday. Why? Well I think he will be commenting on the exact reasons but I do know he was caught using personal email that very morning by Momma Bear. I know, how dare he do anything personal on the job, I mean who does that. Anyway, as O-Space-Man put it himself. “If you want your employees to be happy and work hard, let them watch porn on their PC every once in a while” “Who cares as long as they do a good job” I don’t think the Producers will ever learn. This is another good example of why we are always under-staffed. QueenBean can comment on the exact number but I believe it was 32 employees that were fired in 2004. That’s out of a 20 employee office! That’s just unheard of!

Well one thing that I’m happy about is that O-Space-Man did help me on my poker skills his last day during lunch. Which made today’s lunch all that more shitty since I had to eat alone. I did however befriend the new intern working for the Eagle strategically while the Eagle was meeting with Charlie. I simply walked over to the marketing area and asked how she was doing. You can not imagine how happy she was to see me. “What kind of place is this?” she asked. She was rightfully shocked that O-Space-Man had been fired, you know because in a normal work environment someone doesn’t get terminated all to often. She commented that the Producers should put a blocker on the sites they don’t want us to visit. She said she just didn’t understand this place. At her last internship in England, she said they were able to drink beer on the job. Well Ms. Intern seemed cool enough so I offered to tell her more via email and gave her my email address. I feel a little evil corrupting the new employee and all. But she deserves to know the truth.

So may the Producers live on! Please introduce “The Intern”!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear New Intern,

I worked for the Producers for several years, before anyone working there came on staff, beside Papa and Mama Bear. I was fascinated to find this Web site.

Get out. It is not going to advance your career. They are never really going to have the capacity to succeed because of innate self-esteem issues.

The management also suffer from moral dilemas, not knowing exactly what their ethics are. This prevents them from intuitively knowing how or being able to accept success in life, if it were to present itself.

I have since went on to purse a ministry which as been fulilling for my wife and I in the greatest of ways. I wish for you a form of employment that lets you rest well at night, on which will not be found where you are presently.

Kindest wishes,

-Former Employee Who Has A Sad Compassion for Those Who Can not Find a Moral Path in Life

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